Remember when you were little and your folks tried that "One for you, one for me" trick to get you to eat whatever mushy fodder they figured was good for you?
Well, as a parent I can only offer you this piece of advice : DONT DO IT, EVER!!!
I figured i'd get The Butterfly eating her mushy smelly butternut by showing her how it's done. You know, the whole "One for you, one for me" deal. The plastic spoon hardly touched my tongue when my tastebuds went into overdrive and instructed my throat to clamp shut, my eyes began watering, there was this terrible ringing in my ears, and i think at one point I may have lost control of my gases (If the look on The Maidens face was anything to go by!).
Well, as a parent I can only offer you this piece of advice : DONT DO IT, EVER!!!
I figured i'd get The Butterfly eating her mushy smelly butternut by showing her how it's done. You know, the whole "One for you, one for me" deal. The plastic spoon hardly touched my tongue when my tastebuds went into overdrive and instructed my throat to clamp shut, my eyes began watering, there was this terrible ringing in my ears, and i think at one point I may have lost control of my gases (If the look on The Maidens face was anything to go by!).
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